July 2001

ihana.com - big trip - diary - usa - july 2001

Y'all still don't got no Landy! We're getting well pissed off with our customs agent. Fortunately, Manny is still putting up with us two 'dillweeds' so our pub game skills have a chance to be improved further.

Chris demonstrates his penchant for fat chicks, "her ass was this big, man - I love it!"	Demonic Bryan grimaces as he brandishes his twin penis extensions	Bryan

We were asking Bryan about his gun collection, he said "Y'all need 'em when the revolution comes, if y'all got a gun and your neighbour's got a can of corn then the next day y'all got a gun and a can of corn!" . The following night Bryan was surrounded by cops as he stormed down the main street of Galveston with his loaded rifle looking for an alleged car thief! Being an ace attorney, he knew his rights and walked free from the police station gun in hand with the hollow tip bullets safely nestling in his pocket. A normal Wednesday night in Galveston...

We're now almost Galveston locals, even sitting in a paddling pool drinking beer on the roof has become normality - maybe we'll try a stint in jail.

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